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Matthew Richardson
by John P. Reisman published Jul 13, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Matthew Richardson likens America's economic collapse to the aftermath caused by a battle between Godzilla and King Kong in downtown Tokyo.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Men of a Certain Rage
by John P. Reisman published Jul 14, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
If Obama and Congressional Republicans don't settle their heated argument by raising the debt ceiling, man will be sentenced to an eternity of licking his own pets' genitals.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - The End of the World as We Owe it
by John P. Reisman published Jul 14, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Mitch McConnell splits the Senate's responsibility in two, abdicating the unpopular doing s**t part to Obama but retaining the popular complaining about it part for himself.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Final Countdown
by John P. Reisman published Jul 14, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
John Oliver goes to Cape Canaveral to witness the end of an era as NASA considers outsourcing America's hopes and dreams to India.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - The End of the World as We Owe It
by John P. Reisman published Jul 18, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
Barack Obama lays down the smackdown, giving Republicans 24 to 36 hours to come up with a plan to solve the debt-ceiling crisis, but they've made no visible progress.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - Republicans Think Obama Is Obsessed
by John P. Reisman published Jul 18, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Republicans replace the word "rich" with "job creator" and refuse to work with Barack Obama on the debt crisis because he's obsessed with raising taxes.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling
by John P. Reisman published Jul 18, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) If America reaches the point where the amount of bulls**t exceeds the amount of actual things, it will effectively default on reality.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - Nonfiction Captain America
by John P. Reisman published Jul 25, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) When it comes to resolving the debt ceiling crisis, Congress isn't bad at its job, it's just equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - The World's Saddest Tangerine
by John P. Reisman published Jul 26, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
(EDITORIAL NOTE) John Boehner believes the bigger the government, the smaller the people; thus the Republican plan must be to destroy government and create a super-race of right-wing Titans.
Located in News / / 2011 / July
Armadebtdon 2011 - Call Congress
by John P. Reisman published Jul 26, 2011 last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM — filed under: ,
Barack Obama addresses the grotesque income and wealth disparity that has metastasized through fealty to corporate overlords by urging Americans to call Congress.
Located in News / / 2011 / July