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The Irony Collection

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM
Republicans Watch "The Town"

Republicans Watch "The Town"

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

House Republicans use a clip from "The Town" to urge their hardline Tea Party freshman coalition to support John Boehner's debt ceiling plan.

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Dodd-Frank Update

Dodd-Frank Update

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

The Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform & Consumer Protection Act sings about having its ass f**ked raw for a year.

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I Thought We Already Took Care of this S@#t

I Thought We Already Took Care of this S@#t

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

The 9/11 Health Care Bill that provides free medical treatment to Ground Zero first responders covers coughing, laryngitis, and carpal tunnel syndrome -- but not cancer.

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In the Name of the Fodder

In the Name of the Fodder

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

The Fox News rapid-response team distinguishes violence in the name of a religion from the practitioners of that religion -- as long as it's Christianity.

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GOP - Special Victims Unit

GOP - Special Victims Unit

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Conservative pundits hate it when liberals play the victim card because it distracts from the real victims: conservatives.

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Twitter Pundits

Twitter Pundits

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

News organizations turn to random Twitter account holders instead of vetting facts with proper journalistic integrity and authority.

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Rachel Weisz

Rachel Weisz

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Rachel Weisz talks about becoming a U.S. citizen and discusses the true story of human trafficking that inspired her film "The Whistleblower."

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Armadebtdon 2011 - Call Congress

Armadebtdon 2011 - Call Congress

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Barack Obama addresses the grotesque income and wealth disparity that has metastasized through fealty to corporate overlords by urging Americans to call Congress.

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Armadebtdon 2011 - The World's Saddest Tangerine

Armadebtdon 2011 - The World's Saddest Tangerine

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

(EDITORIAL NOTE) John Boehner believes the bigger the government, the smaller the people; thus the Republican plan must be to destroy government and create a super-race of right-wing Titans.

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CNN Anchor Don Lemon Appears not to Care for CNN

CNN Anchor Don Lemon Appears not to Care for CNN

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Anchorman Don Lemon's half-hearted last-minute effort to feign that he cares about CNN's antics is not just casual anchor banter, it's a call for help.

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Juan Williams

Juan Williams

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Fox News political analyst Juan Williams discusses the absence of honest debate in America and his controversial firing from NPR for a statement he made about Muslims.

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Armadebtdon 2011 - Nonfiction Captain America

Armadebtdon 2011 - Nonfiction Captain America

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

(EDITORIAL NOTE) When it comes to resolving the debt ceiling crisis, Congress isn't bad at its job, it's just equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.

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Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded

Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

In the herd of Republican candidates, Rick Santorum is a wounded wildebeest, and Newt Gingrich is a spawning salmon.

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Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded - King of the Jungle

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Tim Pawlenty opposes charisma, Herman Cain misunderstands the Constitution, and Michele Bachmann battles migraines -- so Mitt Romney emerges as the GOP's thick-maned Aslan.

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Accountability in the U.K.

Accountability in the U.K.

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

The bus to Piccadilly Circus is a rough ride as the freshly-strewn News Corp. employees hastily jettisoned by Rupert Murdoch line the streets of London.

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Accountability in the U.K - David Cameron Kills it

Accountability in the U.K - David Cameron Kills it

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

America's government should start drinking motherf**king tea and eating motherf**king finger sandwiches to be as awesome England's government.

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Horrible Bosses

Horrible Bosses

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

(EDITORIAL NOTE) Scotland Yard doesn't consider the death of the News of the World whistleblower suspicious, and Rupert Murdoch and his son appear before Parliament.

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Horrible Bosses - Fox News Won't Dumpster Dive

Horrible Bosses - Fox News Won't Dumpster Dive

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

(EDITORIAL NOTE) Instead of wasting its time with the epic scandal consuming Britain's journalistic establishment, Fox News investigates whether NPR is an agent of jihadist inquisition.

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Pervez Musharraf

Pervez Musharraf

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

Former president of Pakistan Pervez Musharraf admits to Pakistani intelligence failures but insists Pakistan did not hide Osama bin Laden. Pervez Musharraf believes withdrawing American troops from Afghanistan without first stabilizing the country will give terrorist groups an advantage.

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Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling

Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling

by John P. Reisman last modified Aug 23, 2012 08:13 PM

(EDITORIAL NOTE) If America reaches the point where the amount of bulls**t exceeds the amount of actual things, it will effectively default on reality.

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