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Aliens vs. Senator
Puppet John McCain blames illegal immigrants for starting the wildfires in Arizona, hiding his remote and taking his reading glasses.
Fox News False Statements
Fox News turns into a lying dynasty when PolitiFact checks the news network for false statements.
The Fast and the Furious - Mexico Grif
The ATF plan to prevent American guns from being used in Mexican gun violence is to provide Mexican gangs with American guns.
Fox News Channel - Fair & Balanced
Chris Wallace basically gives away the Fox News game in his unedited interview with Jon on "Fox News Sunday."
West Wing Story
Barack Obama fulfills a campaign promise to return to Puerto Rico for four hours.
West Wing Story - Latino Vote
Al Madrigal believes Barack Obama is winning over Puerto Ricans, but he's doing nothing for the other 147 Latino nationalities.
Indecision 2012 - Second Republican Debate
Republican presidential hopefuls gather on the set of the world's most patriotic game show: "America's Got America."
Indecision 2012 - Second Republican Debate Is a Success
It's impossible to get tripped up by adhering too closely to ideology at a Republican primary debate, unless you're a libertarian.
Indecision 2012 - The Awakening
John Oliver witnesses the unspeakable evil that awakes every four years as the presidential candidates return.
The Story of Bus
Sarah Palin releases an overproduced vacation iMovie of her Constitution-wrapped bus tour.
Pmail
News outlets provide full team coverage of the arbitrary release date of Sarah Palin's non-urgent e-mails.
Alex Prud'homme
Between drought, flood and self-poisoning, Alex Prud'homme believes the human race is in for a tough time, water-wise.
Howard Wasdin
Howard Wasdin talks about readjusting to civilian life after getting shot three times as a Navy SEAL.
One Nation, Overdrawn
Barack Obama visits a Chrysler factory to offer a congratulatory handshake to the few remaining Americans who still have jobs.
One Nation, Overdrawn - Black Community Loyalty
Larry Wilmore says it's time that the black community's political structure reflects its diversity, even if that means voting Republican.
Fareed Zakaria
Fareed Zakaria looks at the effect that technology and globalization have on the American worker.
Sarah Palin's Folksy Word Salad
Sarah Palin offers up her version of the famous midnight ride of Paul Revere.
Sarah Palin's Bus Tour
John Oliver follows the biggest story about Sarah Palin's Americana vacation tour: the bus itself.
Bill Moyers
Bill Moyers says news organizations undermine journalism by relying on opinion rather than reporting. Bill Moyers doesn't like to interview politicians because their language is designed to conceal.
Oh, for Fox Sake
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Chris Wallace sets the record straight about his interview with Jon by retracting the truth.
Oh, for Fox Sake - Stewart Eviscerates Stewart
Fox News begins its closing arguments on the continued conversation about who is the bigger a**hole -- them or Jon.
Con Hair - Gateway Political Drug
John Oliver describes Rod Blagojevich's future of tireless cigarette fundraising and toilet wines, and helps parents identify gateway politicking.
Con Hair
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich becomes the fourth out of the last seven elected governors of Illinois to be convicted of a felony.
Swede Dreams
Sweden is everything America used to be -- dominant, arrogant and so much more beautiful -- while America has become Sweden's Mexico.
Broke Bank Mounting - America's Dystopian Future
Samantha Bee reports from an eye-stinging, cancerous America ruled by apes, while Aasif Mandvi reports from a radioactive, post-Chinese repo America ruled by apes.
Broke Bank Mounting
If Republicans take raising taxes off the table completely when looking to reduce the deficit, they're saying 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.'
Bill Kristol
Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol discusses the success of military surges in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the continued need for stabilization.
Mark Halperin Calls Obama a Dick
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Time Magazine's Mark Halperin calls President Obama a dick, but then apologizes under the chaperone of Willie Geist's disapproving glare.
Moral Combat
(EDITORIAL NOTE) The Supreme Court has good news for the makers of graphically violent video games and bad news for the makers of Super Mario Boners. From the editor: To what degree do we hold legal precedence and free speech above moral reasoning is certainly a matter for our debate and the very purpose of our legislative system. To the degree we abandon reason to favor a single part of the constitution... seems to be another matter.
A Fewer Good Men
Barack Obama disappoints both sides by announcing the incremental withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan.
Grecian Burn
Young people and the elderly throw incendiary devices and yogurt to protest Greece's proposed austerity measures.
Grecian Burn - Credit Default Swaps
Aasif Mandvi explains how Goldman Sachs helped Greek people to continue retiring a few years before puberty.
Long-Term Visitors
Jon delivers a quick word to the tourist community: if you've been in America eight months, you live here.
Grecian Burn - Battle of Duality
Greece is torn between the aggression of the Spartans and the wisdom of the Athenians when dealing with its debt.
New York City Outdoor Smoking Ban
Samantha Bee finds that the smoking ban finally allows residents to enjoy the splendor of New York City's outdoor spaces.
Indecision 2012 - Republican Limited Options
Republicans are taking Mitt Romney to the big dance, but with the same enthusiasm as someone taking his cousin to the prom.
Oh, for Fox Sake - Stewart Eviscerates Stewart
Fox News begins its closing arguments on the continued conversation about who is the bigger a**hole -- them or Jon.
Cantor Won't?
(EDITORIAL NOTE) Eric Cantor wants to cut other federal spending to justify financial assistance to tornado victims in Missouri.
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