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The Colbert Report: An examination of the irony using a touch of reverse psychology and intelligent sarcasm, Colbert gives us a refreshing perspective by allowing us to question our own perspectives regarding the absurdity with what might be called the 'obtuse parallel perpendicular' of common sense. Okay, so it's hard to define.

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Solidarity

7/30/07

Big Deal

6/7/2006 - Environment

Second Opinion

2/5/2007 - Environment

Frenemy

Frenemy 2/13/2007 - China is our frenemy?

Honor-Bound

Once Americans have been told that the honorable thing is to fight for honor, they are honor-bound.

Southsourcing

In a recession, American workers can always pull up stakes and go where the jobs are - Mexico.

Re-run

All America needs to do is re-run and we can reunite and re-believe.

Let My People Go

California Republicans, do the right thing -- stand up for your oppressed minority.

Solitarity

Make Stephen proud, young people - wage protests from the polite distance of your home computers.

Market Forces

When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.

Na Na-Na Na Na Na

We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.

A Word From Our Sponsors

Stephen gives us a sneak peak of his new cutting edge video innovation - Colbert Direct.

Early Immunization

Mr. President, you must kill the SCHIP program. It's not jsut a veto, it's a vaccination.

Evitable

When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable -- whatenver he wants.

Troops Out Now

In an alternative universe, Stephan smokes a peace pipe and tells us the Word.

Catastrophe

There is a real danger that this triumph of diplomacy could make people think diplomacy can triumph.

John Kao

John Kao warns Stephen that if the US remains complacent, we will suffer a brain-drain to Finland.

George Saunders

George Saunders believes that America is a better country than our media is allowing us to be. Editors Note: This problems spans not just left and right leaning media but profit based media. Keep in mind that it's all about selling commercials and market segmentation. Each media outlet markets and rallies to its base just like politicians. Be aware.

Medium Matters

The Constitution gives media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.

Mighty Duck

Keep treating this President like a lame duck and he'll be the mightiest dick the US has ever seen.

Guy who's Not Steve Doocy

Please accept Stephen's apologies, black haired guy who's not the brown=haired guy who's not Steve Doocy.

Frank Gaffney, Jr.

Frank Gaffney, Jr. says if we invest in terrorists we may make a profit, but we'll lose our lives.

Enviro-medal Disaster

Al Gore isn't the only one that deserves an award. Don't our children deserve a few?

Anderson Cooper

Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.

Absinthetinence

Stephen asks the youth of America to join him in taking the Absinthe Abstinence Pledge.

Job Description

Stephen makes it clear that he is not running for president -- he is running for President Bush.

Cheating Death-Genetics

Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems - like erectile dysfunction in mice.

Truthiness

Anyone can read the news to you. Stephen promises to feel the news at you.

Americon Dream

To achieve an ordered society, we have to eliminate the root cause of crime -- all the people.

Victory!

Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.

Mission Control

Once again, NASA has shown the right stuff. Other government agencies should follow their lead.

Airogance

If mankind hasn’t done something before, it can’t possibly be worth trying.

Gas Dollar

The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.